An Epic Galactic Battle. Brave fighter pilots execute a daring hit and run mission on a Capital Gunship, its accompanying Cargo Transport, and their small escort. The defense is fierce. While clearly outgunned, the pilots skill and tenacity ultimately leads them to victory.
The classic Star Wars scenario. Only it isn't. This isn't Rebel heroes desperately raiding an Imperial convoy to sustain their existence. It's unsupported Imperial fighters attacking a diplomatic transport and unarmed large freighter. Rather than A-wings taking out shield generators and X-wings firing proton torpedoes, it's Ties, Bombers, and Interceptors buzzing capital ships in a desolate region of space.
As the Corellian Corvette's reactor erupts a cheer is heard throughout the coms. The famed Howlrunner commends Captain Jonus for his wing's devastating attack run. As they have no hyperdrive, the Tie Fighters, Bombers, and Interceptors regroup and await pickup. Only... it never comes. Hours go by and no Imperial capital ship arrives. One by one the life support systems on the pilots' suits fail. Carnor Jax succumbs first, refusing to believe a member of the Emperor's own Royal Guard would be doomed to such a fate. Next goes Mauler Mithel, once a proud wingman to Lord Vader but now sitting tragically in his own tomb. The final pilot alive, the great hero Baron Soontir Fel, wonders with his last breathe:
"Fantasy Flight Games, why have you forsaken me....."
I recommend your caps lock takes your own advice about chilling...