My idiot coworker just closed the page on MY computer that had the fiction I spent two hours working on. While I was off helping people. Which is something she never does. I am so pissed right now. It's a cute little story. Maybe I'll try to post it again later. Right now I can't even think straight.
GRRRRRR
Will you change the story now so a co worker gets sacraficed to Cthulu?
When all else fails, burn her as a witch.
But how do you know she is a witch?
JerusalemJones said:
But how do you know she is a witch?
Oh wait! I learned this in 9th grade Earth Science. She turned me into a newt.
It's common knowledge, bro.
(I got better)
JerusalemJones said:
But how do you know she is a witch?
You set her on fire. If she turns out to be inflammable and turns you into a toad, she's probably a witch.
If not fire is cool anyway: BURN!!!!