Nubile Alien Sirens

By filliman, in Rogue Trader

I'm sure that most aliens have an orifice of some kind (for men), or some kind of appendage (for women), so interspecies relations are certainly possible.

I've never understood the need for the Inquisition more than when I started thinking about this.

Did you hear the new update they made to RT since this thread came out? It's now "GM discretion is advised."

Funny right?.......... No? Okay. I'll go back to my corner......

Here follows a list of Xenos that wouldn't just rip your face off and are humanoid enough that they MIGHT be viable enough to mention in this thread:

Kroot http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Kroot#.U_NUEZRdUy0 biologically not compatible but then neither was Jabba with Leia and he still kept her around :P

I could make a joke about Kroot beeing extremely willing to eat-the-***** but i'm gonna leave that subject alone...

I can't believe I'm inb4 someone suggests a secks trade endeavor revolving around newly discovered, primitive xenos.

Excuse me while I write it up for one of my more-*BLAM*able RT groups.

Don't forget to post it here for all us future Blammies! I've got a few ideas for new Xenos races to be 'discovered'. >u>

Well, the Demiurg and Squats are different. The Squats were abhumans, the space dwarves. The Demiurg not so much.

Are we really compiling a list for coitus compatible races?

Mentioning the demiurg wont get you insta-bannend on certain forums either...

Speaking of getting insta-banned i mentioned the Star Child in my RT game the other day and nobody batted an eye lash...


As for xenos coitus, no i wasn't thinking like compiling a definitive list for use in games, just to point out that if that's what a player or character is interested in then they should be ignoring the major tabletop races for the most part.

Speaking of getting insta-banned i mentioned the Star Child in my RT game the other day and nobody batted an eye lash...

As for xenos coitus, no i wasn't thinking like compiling a definitive list for use in games, just to point out that if that's what a player or character is interested in then they should be ignoring the major tabletop races for the most part.

Wow starchild that takes me back. In my group atleast sombody mentioned KISS.

But its a bit more obscure than the squats.

xenos coitus is heresy! And should you find yourself in a xenos love-embrace follow this advice:

Lie back and think of Holy Terra

Pretty sure the Eldar wouldn't be too keen on it also.

Abhumans aren't exactly aliens so "going Kirk" would be accepted (ie not get you burned imediatly as a xenohumper).

Ratlings. possible but i doubt many rogue traders are into small abhumans with hair feet...

Ogryn: "ME WANT SNU SNU!" - 'nuff said.

Sq*ts: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Speaking of ratlings, has anyone ever seen a female ratling depicted?

Well, the Demiurg and Squats are different. The Squats were abhumans, the space dwarves. The Demiurg not so much.

Are we really compiling a list for coitus compatible races?

Edited by Fgdsfg

Pretty sure the Eldar wouldn't be too keen on it also.

Two words. Erogenous ears.

You are aware that some humans have this too, right?

Pretty sure the Eldar wouldn't be too keen on it also.

Two words. Erogenous ears.

You are aware that some humans have this too, right?

Half-Eldar are between us!

Pretty sure the Eldar wouldn't be too keen on it also.

Two words. Erogenous ears.

You are aware that some humans have this too, right?

The fact that some people enjoy the thing with ears isn't the same thing as it being "erogenous ears" that some have, some don't.

Xenology suggests that eldars do, in fact, have erogenous ears.

Thanks for turning a joke into something serious and creepy having to do with naughty bits. :mellow:

Edited by Fgdsfg

Pretty sure the Eldar wouldn't be too keen on it also.

Two words. Erogenous ears.

You are aware that some humans have this too, right?

I thought most humans did? Though perhaps less so than the Eldar are supposed to have?

Pretty sure the Eldar wouldn't be too keen on it also.

Two words. Erogenous ears.

You are aware that some humans have this too, right?

I thought most humans did? Though perhaps less so than the Eldar are supposed to have?

No for example ferengi in star trek are a race that all have erogenous ears, there may be some that don't they wouldn't be the norm.

Humans most certainly don't have a 95%+ erogenous ear rate, so can't really be classed as having them.

Elder may well do though I've not read enough fluff on them to know for sure, but it makes a kind of sense based on them having better senses than humans and having at one joint birthed a god through their decadence...