Yes, not only the ones that can be earned on the new FFG boards by esential posting Spam in the various Fora along the lines of (Tell about this Game?, Is this Game Good, Should I Buy this Game, Does This Game Come in a Box? ect.) No lets talk about stylish points the ones that come at the end of lovely footware, and brought to us by a true spammer and consumate lady, miss jocelyn who only sought to share with us the joy of designer footware. Yes I wasn't going to migrate the footware thread despite my affections for it but spammers need to be shown the propper way to enagge in such a dying art.
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Sat, 2008 Aug 16, 3:47 PM (CDT)
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do you do a post heresy terran style trainer?
that would be sweet...... |
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Sat, 2008 Aug 16, 5:16 PM (CDT)
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Oh great, the bots are here. With the amount of moderation on this forum it will be horrible.
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Sat, 2008 Aug 16, 5:19 PM (CDT)
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Burn the heretek A.Is! For the Omnissiah! |
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Sat, 2008 Aug 16, 6:39 PM (CDT)
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I need a new pair of boots for my Angel-pattern power armor. |
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Sun, 2008 Aug 17, 1:35 AM (CDT)
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Oh Crud....
don't let the Sororitas see this link... they'll be all over it like Bees on Honey. |
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Sun, 2008 Aug 17, 9:05 AM (CDT)
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Guccis are so overpowered. Their bolt sandals pretty much nerf Astartes boltshoes, especially with manstopper socks.
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Sun, 2008 Aug 17, 12:17 PM (CDT)
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Great it was only a matter of time before Space Marine vs. Acolyte Footware came up! We'll get rules for real SM shoes in a Deathwing people come on!
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Sun, 2008 Aug 17, 8:16 PM (CDT)
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beej67 wrote:
Guccis are so overpowered. Their bolt sandals pretty much nerf Astartes boltshoes, especially with manstopper socks.
Don't be such a noob, If you don't like it, House rule it. I Should know, I've been making my own shoelaces since Rogue Trader. |
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Sun, 2008 Aug 17, 9:33 PM (CDT)
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Why are you complaining? your the GM, if you dont want them, dont make them available |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 12:06 AM (CDT)
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Don't you need Sneakers Training (Gucci) to use them anyways? I'd be damned to see this advancement as a starting package! |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 2:08 AM (CDT)
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Lynata
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From where do you get the Thrones to buy this sort of stuff anyways? My bodyglove is a cheap child-labor noname imitation from some Forge World in the eastern fringes. I don't even want to think about what sort of hazardous chemicals it might contain.
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 3:51 AM (CDT)
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Lynata wrote:
If I ever catch a mutation, I'm sooo gonna sue these guys!
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 6:16 AM (CDT)
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Aktoura
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Alright we may all be arguing over the 'realism' of the stats for Gucci footwear, has anyone thought ask one of the writers what they were thinking when they penned the stats? I mean come on, how do you justify pen 6 for stilletoes?
Are you telling me that they have the same penetration value as a home made molotov cocktail? That is just ridiculous. (it often amazes me how much enjoyment you can get out of spam bots if you just try hard enough) |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 6:38 AM (CDT)
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Code13
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Ever had your foot stood on by someone in stillettos? Deffinately Pen 6 for my money, and probably tearing as well!
Personally I'd house rule that shoes with odour eaters in would soak molotov damage anyway |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 7:31 AM (CDT)
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ROTFLMAO...WOW I never expected such a response from obvious spam....made me laugh!
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 2:52 PM (CDT)
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Sarison
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How have people been able to get their players out of these? I tried everything from metal grates to cobblestone streets and still they insist "my character wears them everywhere." |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 3:10 PM (CDT)
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Why didn't you follow your own advice Sarison?!
Sarison wrote:
Why are you complaining? your the GM, if you dont want them, dont make them available
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 4:26 PM (CDT)
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This thread wins the FFG message boards.
I demand a sticky. |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 5:33 PM (CDT)
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Code13
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Problem is the priest class get such a huge advantage here though
why? Because they save your soles.... I'll get my coat. |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 6:39 PM (CDT)
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Kage2020
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Well, as beej67 says, this is one of the most amusing spam attempts that I've seen. People are just gonna roleplay with it (rather than the more normal deletion by mods).
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 7:53 PM (CDT)
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damnitsham
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I second the sticky, best spam action yet. Would it be worth PMing jocelyn, she could probably use these suggestions in her campaign... |
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Mon, 2008 Aug 18, 9:44 PM (CDT)
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Commissar Holt
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My associate, Commissar Cain, tells me that Gucci’s commissarial boots are very durable and perfect for running. I guess a Hero of the Imperium such as Cain needs the best footwear the Imperium can provide when charging headlong into combat. |
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Tue, 2008 Aug 19, 2:51 AM (CDT)
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Aktoura
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I am slightly concerned as a Gm that there is not enough appropriate footwear options for my bad guys and xenos creatures. Do I have to house rule all of this stuff or is there going to be a proper supplement. I mean why are we botehring with Rogue Trader when this huge gaps still exists in Dark Heresy. I say scrap RT and work on something worth while.
I have a whole heap of cultists who require appropriate footwear so that they can even attempt to challenge my players range of style/lethatlity. Alsoo who decided that a stilleto has a range of 3 meters, that must be a typo! |
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Tue, 2008 Aug 19, 4:28 AM (CDT)
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Did anyone even stop to think about where Gucci shoes fit into the lore? I think only Dan Abnett's horrible lore-raep of a yarn could put Gucci shoes into 40k! And now you're telling me we're getting Gucci shoes in Dark Heresy too?! Not on my watch! I'm quitting this stupid game and making my own GURPS/BESM/True20/Feng Shui/WoD/Gumshoe 40k conversion! |
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Tue, 2008 Aug 19, 5:46 AM (CDT)
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Um Gucci's have been part of 40K since waaay back! Go get your copies of 'Ere We Go! Yeah remember Power Armour wearing Orks? Guesse what the Ork Pirate on page 16 of Freebooterz is wearing? Yeah and spats too boot! You may not be able to see the Guccis too cleary 'cause the artist had trouble with depicting 41st millinuem style footware, I'm also pretty sure the Sensi in Rogue Trader is wearing Guccis, you need to get your facts straight! I forget which one but in one of the old Ilumination articles in an old WD they were talking about diffrent boots and footware and I
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they mentioned Guccis! If I have to I'll email John Blanche to find out which one its was!
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Tue, 2008 Aug 19, 6:05 AM (CDT)
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Razorboy
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Heresy! Those weren't gucci on the Orks, those are clearly Prada! Why? Because Prada looks better in red, and as we all know - the red 'uns go...
P.S. Pffffft, if the sensei are the only way the 40k writers could fit Gucci into the universe then I say it's not worth the paper it's printed on, and we're better off without either of them. P.P.S. In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Doc Martins. |
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Tue, 2008 Aug 19, 6:07 AM (CDT)
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beej67
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Kage2020 wrote:
People are just gonna roleplay with it (rather than the more normal deletion by mods).
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P.P.S. In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Doc Martins.
Didn't Doc Martin's get nerfed in the new Edition? I mean, aren't they like half as useful as they used to be in play?
And remember, Oxblood Red 'un's go even Fasta'!
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Um, the Doc Martins compensated for that by being extremely rare. Not all STC-based items are rare after all (just look at the standard hab block design, or the lasgun, or some of the SM gear, etc); however, true non-knockoff Doc Martins are extremely rare in the Imperium. Firstly the sole and the toe of the boot were smelted out of solid adamantium according to techniques known only to the Tech-Priests of Mars itself and Gryphon IV (and we all know what happened to the latter). Secondly, each one had to be fitted to the individual. Thirdly, the Doc Martins - as you should well remember - run on ancient batteries akin to the power generators of personal void shields (the secret of their manufacture being lost probably forever). Finally, although like all Power Weapons the Doc Martins have increased Armor Penetration and have a chance to destroy the enemy's weapon on a successful Parry, the Doc Martins suffer from the Unrealiable trait (typically resulting from the user incorrectly tying up the shoe laces and angering the Doc Martins' Machine Spirit). I think given all that, it is not inconceivable for Doc Martins to be this powerful. You're basically wearing one-in-a-sector kind of item, that's finicky and irreplaceable.
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And dont even ask about the way the utangs accessorise themselves, thats just not funny. Talk about game breakers, no wonder they darent allow them as a legal army!
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On a more serious note. I was helping my wife generate her first DH character last night and when she read the list of starting gear and saw the only clothing her psyker got was "tatty robes" she asked if she got shoes. Because of this thread I found the question quite hilarious. Seriously though, I find the ommission of footwear more than just humerous. When wanting to buy clothes and seeing the variable price range and lack of any discription it seems like a gaping hole in the gear.
Of course I understand that the Imperium is a vast place with an infinite amount of clothing styles, and it's up to the GM and players to flesh out the details. But, if there are prices and desciriptions for dozens of weapons, and various gear then there could be at least some kind of outline. Poor quality clothes cost X, good quality Y and high quality Z+.
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like the Corpse Emperor of Mankind this thread will never die! Someone bring back Horus, please save us!!!!!!
I never thought a bot spam thread could provide so much entertainment or live on for so long!
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If you are Eddie Murphy's mother then you also negate the -30BS for enemy behind cover due to 'boomerang action'
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So i guess there is also "The Guccis of Ultramar" around?
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Powerboots, for when powerfists just don't bring the message across.
Tue, 2008 Aug 26, 10:24 AM (CDT)
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Havock wrote:
Power-Ug-boots, for when powerfists just don't bring the message across.
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Code13 wrote:
And dont even ask about the way the utangs accessorise themselves,
thats just not funny
. Talk about game breakers, no wonder they darent allow them as a legal army!
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BA-DAM-TISH!!!! |
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