A Jawa walks into a bar, the barman asks "what do you want to drink?"

"MARTINI"

(do it in the voices its funny honest!)

Ok so its your turn now :-)

I thought you were going to say the "TIE - Advanced" was the best joke!

Vader: Son, when you landed, I knew what you were getting for Christmas.

Luke: How? That's impossible!

Vader: I felt your presents.

Jar Jar Binks

(somebody was gonna say it)

Jar Jar Binks

(somebody was gonna say it)

you beat me to it. but time to 1 up you

Starwars Holiday Speacial

Midichlorians. Its the greatest punchline in the World.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-Midichlorians.

Two Jews walk into a bar, Midichlorians.

And so the farmer said to the man that slept with his daughter, Midichlorians.

A blonde, brunette and red head are sitting in the waiting room of their OBGYN. The brunette looks at the red head, slightly nods at towards the blonde, and smirks wickedly. The red head smiles in understanding and says, "I know that I am having a boy because I was on top when he was conceived." The brunette adds, "And I am having a girl because I was on the bottom." The blonde suddenly looks very concerned, "Omg, that means I am having MIDICHLORIANS. (actually a puppy, but Midichlorians works too!)

"Defender? I just met her!"

now make up your own setup.

Why was five afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight. - Yoda

Three Stormtroopers walked into a bar.

The fourth one ducked.

I was looking for love, in Aldaaran places

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

"Wookie steak."

"Oh? Is it any good?"

"It's a little Chewy."

A Tusken Raider and his Bantha walk in to the cantina and order a beer each. They neck it. The bantha moans and passes out. The Tusken Raider turns to walk away and the barman yells "Hey you!, Ya can't just geddup and leave that lyin' around!"

"Oh!" says the Sand Person. "That's not a lion, it's a bantha."

Why did Anakin fall off the swing ... he had no arms.

Knock Knock

Who is there?

Not Anakin.

''If you want to park your ship in space, where do you have to pay?''

''A parking meteor''

You should all be ashamed. ;0)

"I know."

What's this bib for? Tuna? Boooooo hissss!

You guys are looking for jokes in Alderaan places.

What's green and uses the force?

Grass. I lied about using the force.

What is a Jedi's favorite cleric spell?

Cure lightsaber wounds.

What's the temperature inside a taun-taun?

Luke warm!

Jabba after receiving a greeting from Boba, "Can you give me a Han with this?"

Oola's name was Oh la la, but the last part was missed when she fell.