"TIE Advanced? More like TIE SAD-vanced!"

"Y-Wing? More like Y-not-Wing!"

Lame jokes? Of course. What've you got?

Wedge Antilles? More like Wedge AntKilles.

X-Wing? more like Sex-Wing!

when I, an imperial player shoot the hell out of an xwing but only manage 1 damage, then they do a green mannuever to recover 1 shield (R2-D2)

astromech? more like a@@holemech!!!

Jan Ors? More like Jan OHYEAHs!

Wes Janson? More like Wes THEMANson!

Maarek Stele? More like Maarek NOWAYWILLYOUSEEHIMINATOURNAMENTele.

TIE Defender? More like TIE Big Spender!

Howlrunner? More like How i Roll !

Tie Fighter? More like Tie Suicider !

Interceptor? More like Intercepted!

Heavy Laser Cannon? More li- oh I'm sorry I seem to have killed you at range 3 before you could hear the rest of the joke. My apologies.

Doomshuttle? More like BOOMshuttle.

TIE Phantom? More like TIE Wintom

Tycho Celchu? More like Tycho Killyou.

Soontir Fel? More like Soontir Focusel.

Carnor Jax? More like Carnor 'Jacksyouractions!

Rebel?

More like rubble.

This thread is legitimately awful.

We who are about to cry

salute you.

Rebel?

More like rubble.

This thread is legitimately awful.

We who are about to cry

salute you.

Actually, this thread is legitimately hilarious.

Wedge Antilles? More like Wedge AntKilles.

Wedge Aunt-killies... lol...

Expose? More like Ex-BLOWS!

No, really--it's terrible. The joke and the card.

Howlrunner? More like How-I-Run-Her.

Kal Skirata? More like Kal SkiROTa.

"That's the beauty of the alphabet, it gives you twenty-six plans to choose from..."-Fi Skirata

A-Wing? More like Meh-Wing!

Biggs Darklighter? More like Biggs <expletive deleted>!

Howlrunner? I don't even know her.

Dark Curse or D**** C***bag?

Backstabber? More like Badstabber.

Mauler in-the-Middle.

porn star names for pilots?

Horton Salm = Horton Slams

Jek Porkins = Jek Porkin

Chewbacca = Chewcocka

Han Solo = Hand Solo

Maarek Stele = Maarek Stele