Age of Rebellion ReviewS

By BastionKain, in Star Wars: Edge of the Empire RPG

Whether people like FFG's business plan or not is immaterial at this point. They aren't going to change it.

We can criticize them on doing a barely adequate job of implementing their own plan.

  • Weighted Head. WTF!?
  • Bothans. Again. Really? They are pretty low on fan lists of favorite species.
  • Two new weapons. That's it. It's a game about soldiers and their gear and we got two stinking weapons.
  • Only one new ship mod despite the addition of new capitol ship goodness.
  • No new armor mods.
  • No new weapon mods.

They did some things right:

  • Capitol ships. There are new mechanics around these space behemoths.
  • New fighters.
  • Mostly I like the new Careers and Specs. I love the Commander career in particular.
  • The Galaxy Gazetteer.
  • The Duty mechanic. See there is another new mechanic in the game!

Well, depends on if you consider french kissing a battery operated Jar-Jar lollypop as a sex toy. Some might claim that the innocence makes it worse. . . .

OK. I give. It had batteries. WTF did it do?.................

Mind you, it's been years since I had it - but it made the lollypop rumble slightly, kind of like holding onto a wiimote. Mind you, it was a tossup if dead batteries was a good thing or a bad thing. . . .

Egads. The mental images. Almost too much to bear......

Just think of BBT Season 5 when Howard and Raj test those kissing transmitters for Lenards long distance relationship.