The scoundrel is about to open the airlocks and jettison the rest of the party into space. The Jedi strives to cut through the door with his lightsaber to reach the ancient hyperdrive, the scoundrel's only true love in life.

This standoff was interrupted by two Skype sessions, recorded for your enjoyment by Threat Detected. Go to threat-detected.com to hear the recordings, optimized with sound effects and music, to hear how I saved the campaign from a self-induced TPK.

Garrett