Not mine, but I thought this was hilarious!

Ahahaha, brilliant!

5 red blank is extremely rare... 3-4 green blank happens all the time though.... Next time put the FCS on your phantom! ;-)

I saw this one reblogged on tumblr by seenontabletop:

I know a few people who could do quite drastic dice shaming for their green dice...

A laughed hard was not what I expected from this thread, well played sir.

I love this. Much better than just putting them in a corner!

****...

My phantom did the almost same thing as the OP rolled 5 on a Bwing - rolled 1 hit, the rest blanks, and the bwing evaded it. BUT he did take down 3 ships after that to win, by himself, so he redeemed himself.

I hate it most when I roll all Focus results and don't have a Focus token left

I think I know what the problem is... The person didn't have the $200+ dice from EBAY.

(I am joking, of course).

You'll have to let us know if the shaming works.

This thread is awesome.

Ha. Was chasing a shuttle with 2 hit points left with an Ewing from the side. It used it's stop movement hoping I would fly past but I did a 1 bank and was at point blank range.,with a focus token. All blanks with focus which I turned to a hit . Let's just say the shuttle didn't notice anything and kept it's hit points. Ewing was easily destroyed by a team mate.

Not mine, but I thought this was hilarious!

I wonder if it's the letter this guy wrote to FFG concerning their dice....

http://community.fantasyflightgames.com/index.php?/topic/108395-need-new-dice-options/

Dice shaming is one of my favourite tabletop gaming jokes that I've seen in a while.

I remember several weeks ago in my RPG group we had a discussion on dice shaming. I told them that if I had a D20 that was constantly giving me nat fails, I would take that die and my other D20s and dice, stick the die in the microwave, then arrange all my dice in a row in front of the window and punch in five minutes.

Acrid smoke, you say? Yes, I admit it's a bit much and could possibly be construed as Cruelty to Gaming Dice, but they would learn from the mistake of their brother.

I remember several weeks ago in my RPG group we had a discussion on dice shaming. I told them that if I had a D20 that was constantly giving me nat fails, I would take that die and my other D20s and dice, stick the die in the microwave, then arrange all my dice in a row in front of the window and punch in five minutes.

Acrid smoke, you say? Yes, I admit it's a bit much and could possibly be construed as Cruelty to Gaming Dice, but they would learn from the mistake of their brother.

Had a friend who did this with the pigs from Pass the Pigs. It was EPIC.

I remember several weeks ago in my RPG group we had a discussion on dice shaming. I told them that if I had a D20 that was constantly giving me nat fails, I would take that die and my other D20s and dice, stick the die in the microwave, then arrange all my dice in a row in front of the window and punch in five minutes.

Acrid smoke, you say? Yes, I admit it's a bit much and could possibly be construed as Cruelty to Gaming Dice, but they would learn from the mistake of their brother.

Oh why can i only give this one like.