Imperial HUGE Ships...I'm Calling It.

By Joe Boss Red Seven, in X-Wing

If you put it on a random timer at low intensity it could confuse the hell out of an opponent. "Wait, why did everything on the table move? Did I just bump it? The other guy's not even touching the table..."

Then you hear a loud "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" and watch in awe as the Lancer slowly fishtails it's way across the board under it's own power...

All power to engines! It's a ....trap? The huh!?

Also it seemed to me like 150-250 range thing was specifically for the scum huge portion of conversation, in context.

If you put it on a random timer at low intensity it could confuse the hell out of an opponent. "Wait, why did everything on the table move? Did I just bump it? The other guy's not even touching the table..."

Then you hear a loud "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" and watch in awe as the Lancer slowly fishtails it's way across the board under it's own power...

It's heading right for those two moons....

It's heading right for those two moons....

That's no moon...

I like the Space Dong.

Heck, it's even ribbed for her pleasure with 20 quad laser turrets.

Who says this game isn't gender inclusive? :lol:

In 1:500 scale that 5m equates to 1cm of model length. Dunno if that's a deal breaker for FFG or not but id have thought there would be some wiggle room there.

Plenty!

:)

The dream is all over boss that 1cm of plastic is just too much they said the limit is 250m on a podcast thats the limit. :P

Heck no... me dreams never die, they just fade a little.

:lol:

Besides we get to make group dreams last because our power is greater than the sum of it's parts.

:)

I will pay FFG not to make the Space Dong.

So far we've seen YT-1300's, Firesprays, Shuttles, CR90's and even a B-Wing converted with LED lighting.

You just know that if FFG gave us a Lancer, it would be the first ship to get disassembled so the owner could put a vibration unit and batteries inside..

Let me just tell you first hand that the Lancer is one of the LAST things you want inside you.

Tartan > Lancer. Tartan > Carrack too.

If you ask me, the Tartan looks like a really awful KSP design.

I could never look at the tartan without thinking of Space Balls.

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Let me just tell you first hand that the Lancer is one of the LAST things you want inside you...

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Edit: Yeah, THAT'S the quote we want at the top of page 74...

Edited by FTS Gecko

Let me just tell you first hand that the Lancer is one of the LAST things you want inside you...

:blink:

Edit: Yeah, THAT'S the quote we want at the top of page 74...

:lol:

Wow, Captain Lackwit is hard core!! What sex dungeon does he frequent?

Does anyone really want this:

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Fun fact if you scale the Victory class star destroyer down to 1:500 it comes in at 6 ft long.... I think ffg is tipping their hand a little.

Patox needs more H-k Probot...

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Fell out of my char when I saw this! Thank you for the awesome Laugh!

Yes, yes, yes!

Does anyone really want this:

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yes I do, you have a problem?

Let me just tell you first hand that the Lancer is one of the LAST things you want inside you...

:blink:

Edit: Yeah, THAT'S the quote we want at the top of page 74...

:lol:

Wow, Captain Lackwit is hard core!! What sex dungeon does he frequent?

I was once known by a very small few as Darth Avaris...

Does anyone really want this:

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Sweet CHRIST yes! YES I WANT THAT!

Let me just tell you first hand that the Lancer is one of the LAST things you want inside you...

:blink:

Edit: Yeah, THAT'S the quote we want at the top of page 74...

Aaaaand thanks to you, that's the one at the top!

Does anyone really want this:

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Sweet CHRIST yes! YES I WANT THAT!

Yes, I think that's awesome.

But probably not for the same reasons or degree of enthusiasm as Captain Lackwit .

i was thinking maybe a lancer class frigate to combat the cr90

Yeah it is cool!

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But for some reason I am feeling it will be the Gonzies...

:ph34r:

Please let it be anything but that giant space dong.

I've had my money on the Gozanti the OP posted for a couple months now... Well not money, credits... Actually, just imaginary credits.. That I owe to an imaginary Hutt.

I like the Vigil corvette, but even at the Huge ship scale it would be nearly as long as both rebel ships combined and probably as wide as the cr90 is long. I just don't see it happening.

Amen, brother. Hopefully the Freud Frigate never gets produced.

But, if FFG whips it out, you can dock it here: ;)

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See where all this speculation gets us were back to where we were six months ago!

Does anyone really want this:

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No, that deployment is terrible. You really need to group up on the first pass to concentrate forward firepower.

I'm surprised the IPV-1 theory doesn't have more support. It's more Imp-looking than the space dongs, more practical than the Vigil, and the EaW iteration was pretty cool.

Granted, I think the Gozanti is likely, but still.

The space a suppository?

i was thinking maybe a lancer class frigate to combat the cr90

Yeah it is cool!

LancerFrigate_07.jpg

But for some reason I am feeling it will be the Gonzies...

:ph34r:

Please let it be anything but that giant space dong.

I've had my money on the Gozanti the OP posted for a couple months now... Well not money, credits... Actually, just imaginary credits.. That I owe to an imaginary Hutt.

I like the Vigil corvette, but even at the Huge ship scale it would be nearly as long as both rebel ships combined and probably as wide as the cr90 is long. I just don't see it happening.

Amen, brother. Hopefully the Freud Frigate never gets produced.

But, if FFG whips it out, you can dock it here: ;)

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See where all this speculation gets us were back to where we were six months ago!

Has it been so long...

:blink:

FFG get your asses in gear and make that Vigil and Gonzies already, you... you slow asses!

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