Great X-Wing sayings

By Wookie Hunter, in X-Wing

I have seen a few but I like this one best.

I dont always play x-wing, but when I do I fly casual.

One does not simply fly against bomber, Its black wings are guarded by more than just jonus, There are bombs and torpedoes that do not sleep, and their Target lock is ever watchful. They leave a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.

Not with ten thousand x-wings could you battle them, It is folly.

Admiral Boromir.

When your enemy flies off the board quote

You are not a Jedi yet.

Remember if ya lose it wasn't because they are better than you, it's because they are win at all costs no fun having dishonorable rules exploiters.

This saying comes up a lot when me and my friends are talking about upcoming X-wing product releases:

"Shut up and take my money!"

My favorite...."When in doubt, point guns at enemy and pull trigger".

Lorrir, Tetran, and Baron Soontir. Oh My.

Wedge to Luke: "You know what a Rebel's favorite color is?"

Luke: " I don't know, probably orange."

Wedge: "No.. TIE - Die!"

My favorite phrase that I've heard from an opponent : "Stop DOING that!" (I was playing a BlockORS, and had just navigatored into his path for the 4th time in a row).

My favorite that I've uttered : "BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE SWARM!!!", bellowed after taking out half of an opponent's fleet in the first round of combat

Bantha fodder!

A friend andI like to do the Zoidberg woo boo boo boo boo whenever a ship evades all hits and crits.

"Just because you can, doesnt mean you should"

Given many times to players who are handicapped by the stress from PTL, or doing questionable action choices like roll or boost

"watch me roll these blanks." ::Proceeds to roll all blanks::

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

- Han Solo

"You are good, but you are no Luke Skywalker"

Wedge to Corran

"I have you now!"

Normally uttered when you have victory in your sights but then proceed to have everything go wrong.

"I have you now!"

Normally uttered when you have victory in your sights but then proceed to have everything go wrong.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

Never Give Up, Never Surrender!

When flying Phantoms (esp Echo): Look for my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the East. I won't be there."

Before entering a tournament: "Whatever waits for us, whether princess or dragon, we are called to embrace it.

Before an X-wing battle: "I pray that I not die today. But if I should die, I pray that I die well. But most of all, I pray that if I live, it will not be dishonor which preserves me."

When hopelessly outnumbered and outgunned: "This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't care. None shall pass."

Edited by Revanchist

"Why can't they shoot each other? That makes no sense"

"The two ships that just bonked each other cant shoot each other cuz they're kissing"

*no more stupid questions.

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With that prefaced:

"I guess Darth Vader and Luke are having some good father-son bonding time."

Edited by Blail Blerg

I can't help but shout "Hugs!" when a B-wing bumps another model. They always look like they're going in for a big ol' bear hug.

"R5-D4 and the Power Droid"

That's no moon, it's a fanboy!