Can't have both.

"You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9"

If I get one does someone else get the other?

What kind of dragon? Are we talking Game of Thrones, Dragonlance or Tolkien dragons or are we talking Puff the magic dragon or Errol the Swamp dragon?

I dunno about Puff, but I'd take Lockheed.

Is it glitched ED-209 that turns people into paste for dropping their weapons or is it a patched version? If its glitched I want a dragon, If not glitched I'll take ED-209 that way I can mod him out with some sweet weapons.

ED209's been upgraded to Windows 8.

Tolkienien dragon, but domesticated.

You don't know what happens to the one you don't pick. Maybe somebody else get's it, maybe it get's scrapped/put down.

Well, I say domesticated, you get it as a baby, I suppose if you don't bring it up right it might be horrible.

NOOOOOO not Windows 8! I'll take the dragon, so much for outfitting ED-209 with grenade launchers and mini-guns.

ED209's been upgraded to Windows 8.

Tolkienien dragon, but domesticated.

You don't know what happens to the one you don't pick. Maybe somebody else get's it, maybe it get's scrapped/put down.

Well, lessee, a nearsighted robot with trouble navigating stairs or Smaug.

I have no room for a dragon nor can I feed it (my X-Wing budget would suffer way too much).

Um... get ED-209, switch it off in case it's the bugged version and sell it to the military. X-Wing budget assured for a good long while

Where would you get ammo for your grenade launchers and stuff anyway? If anything I think that'd be harder than keeping the dragon fed.

Which one can use the Force?

I had a pet (kell) dragon once, but Kyle Katarn punched it to death. Twice.
...bastard.

I have no room for a dragon nor can I feed it (my X-Wing budget would suffer way too much).

A dragon can do his own grocery shopping and tends to end up with hoards of gold. And is intelligent enough to play!

Bad losers though. They'll burn your arm off.

"Let the dragon win"

Where would you get ammo for your grenade launchers and stuff anyway? If anything I think that'd be harder than keeping the dragon fed.

I'm a greedy merchant, I have my ways.

Can I get Toothless

ED209's been upgraded to Windows 8.

Tolkienien dragon, but domesticated.

You don't know what happens to the one you don't pick. Maybe somebody else get's it, maybe it get's scrapped/put down.

Then I'll take the dragon, because dragons take forever to raise so if I get my dragon as a baby, then by default I need to live 500 years until iit really becomes a DRAGON.

If you mean dragon hatchiling or ED 209, I'd take even a glitchy ED 209

Can I get Toothless

Hold on, lemme get the pliers...

Can I get Toothless

Hold on, lemme get the pliers...

Don't you dare! Toothless is such an innocent creature... don't you dare hurt him!