1. I forgot to feed them dinner, in favor of racing home to plan tournament maneuvers..
2. No help in homework, while I was watching You-tube videos on how to play this game....
3. Math home work relates to addition and subtraction of x-wing and tie-fighter movements...
4. You use Star Wars quotes to teach your kids...."these are not the toys your looking for"....
Ok you take over...
Edited by EmpireErik5. You argue with your daughter, the boy she is interested in is influencied by the dark side of thre force. ..
Edited by EmpireErik6. Youre five year old tries to use the jedi mind trick on you...
Edited by EmpireErik7. CPS comes knocking on your door after reading this thread.
8. The phrase "you're grounded" has been replaced with "that will cost your list 10 points, care to go for 20?"
7. CPS comes knocking on your door after reading this thread.
Clearly, no sense of humor or you work for CPS, lol.
9. You find yourself warning that they're about to give you a stress token and had better evade.
7. CPS comes knocking on your door after reading this thread.
Clearly, no sense of humor or you work for CPS, lol.
Oh no, I think my post captures my sense of humor perfectly.
I don't have kids, fortunately. So I can't relate to this thread. It does however give me more money to spend on x-wing. Which I spend on booze instead. But it's not like I have to pick the kids up from school or anything.
9. You find yourself warning that they're about to give you a stress token and had better evade.
Bezt yst..
I don't have kids, fortunately. So I can't relate to this thread. It does however give me more money to spend on x-wing. Which I spend on booze instead. But it's not like I have to pick the kids up from school or anything.
Good booze, I hope.
10. You tell your 8 year old son he can't use the Falcon every game cause its no fun to play against.
11. Your kids are too competitive and argue with each other any time they play.
Edited by TheBlueMax7. CPS comes knocking on your door after reading this thread.
Clearly, no sense of humor or you work for CPS, lol.
12.Your special "Doom Potatoes"
13) you forget to pick up your kids from
School because you are posting on these forums
...which reminds me
14) You forget that this should have stopped at number 10...
15) sorry kids, you'll have to eat dinner on the floor. Daddy needs the table for an Epic game!
16) You say, "All troops will debark for ground assault" when dropping your kids off for school.
17) When the kids want to watch different tv programs at the same time, you ask them who has initiative or have them roll one die and see who gets the hit.
18) You spent the Disneyland vacation money on a scale sized Death Star you scratch built in the back yard for epic play.
19. Unrelated to #18, your kids no longer have a trampoline.
20. You mean that kid living at the other end of the house is mine???
20. You mean that kid living at the other end of the house is mine???
search your feelings, you know it to be true
20. You mean that kid living at the other end of the house is mine???
search your feelings, you know it to be true
Is he called Luke?
21. You make Tie Fighter noises while driving at high speed down a road, making pow pow noises at cars getting in your way.
EDIT: they have friends in the car at the time; that would be worse!
22. You switch off the SatNav and trust in the force to get you to your destination
Admittedly that would annoy the wife more
Edited by MajorTomK