"Never tell me the odds." - anytime I roll dice.

"I shouldn't be here. I'm jeopardizing the mission." - whenever I make a boneheaded move.

This will be for Porkins when I give him damage cards...

First hit taken: "I've got a problem here."

Second hit taken: "I can hold it!!!!"

Final hit taken: "I'm all right....ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!."

"Good shot, Janson," will be a popular one with me when I hit with him -and- remove tokens. Mwahaha. :3

Whenever a player I've given a ride to a tournament beats me in said tournament " you're going to find yourself floating home"

When beating a player with more experience than you:

"Before I was but a learner, but now I am the master."

A long time ago...in a LGS far far away....

Back during the initial releases of the core sets and first boosters, I was looking for a 4th Y-Wing to add to my collection. (don't ask...I love the Y)

At any rate, my LGS was sold out and they failed to get restocked when I showed up the day of their shipment for store product.

The manager told me that he had meant to order them or that they were on backorder or something like that, my reply....

"I want that ship...not excuses!"

When I hit an asteroid with the Millennium Falcon - "you stuck-up, scruffy-looking ..... nerf herder!"

Surprised no one's mentioned 'your lack of faith disturbs me'- perfect for when someone starts moaning about their dice

A long time ago...in a LGS far far away....

Back during the initial releases of the core sets and first boosters, I was looking for a 4th Y-Wing to add to my collection. (don't ask...I love the Y)

At any rate, my LGS was sold out and they failed to get restocked when I showed up the day of their shipment for store product.

The manager told me that he had meant to order them or that they were on backorder or something like that, my reply....

"I want that ship...not excuses!"

The perfect context for this quote

KHAAAAN!

KHAAAAN!

Nnnnooooooooooooooooo!

When blasting Luke or Vader,

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster."

In my opinion the Jedi are evil!!! (Delivered in a whiny voice)... Wait, no, I never quote those travesties...

When playing the three amigos (Luke, Wedge and Biggs) Luke got shot up, so i busted out the "blast it Biggs where are you" unfortunately Wedge didn't vape the TIE so i couldnt follow up with the "thanks Wedge"

Alternatively, when playing the Three Amigos you can burst into spontaneous song:

The other week I was playing a casual game with my friends and brother, and I was being particularly clumsy with moving my models, constantly nudging theirs too, much to their annoyance.

After another clumsy nudge, they complained once more, I said "Ok I'll be careful!"

Without missing a beat they shouted back "You'll be dead!"

I do this when I'm with someone who would appreciate it. I figure out which squadron color I'm using for which ships (red for X-wings, green for A-wings, blue for B-wings, gold for Y-wings, usually) and as I place my ships I say, "Red 3 standing by . . . Gold 5 standing by . . ." usually corresponding to the number I put on their base (yes, even the named pilots get numbers in my squadron).

Then, when we're about to begin, I say, "Lock S-foils in attack position!"

When I cancel a lot of hits, I sometimes say, "That was too close!"

If the other person has just lost and is complaining by saying specifically "that's impossible!", I say, "Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!!"

If someone tells me I need to concede, I'll usually respond with, "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"

The cool thing about this (or not so cool, depending on your point of view) is that I'm very good with voices, so I'm told.

Was playing a match yesterday where my list SHOULD have torn his apart, but with 3-4 red dice I never once got more than 1 hit, and with 3 evade dice, never once rolled more than 1 evade. The sheer lack of eye balls was astonishing, never rolled so many blanks before. But I digress, after he attacked with the falcon, rolling 3 hits with 3 dice and vader rolled 3 blanks knocking him out, I simply grabbed my smartphone, went to http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ hit the button, and removed vader without a word.

When shooting ordnance and all the hits are cancelled, "It's a hit. Negative just pecked it on the surface."

Any time one of my TIEs gets one shotted "What." I can't say that word IRL without thinking of the trench run.

I always say, "I don't like you EITHER!" when I roll my attack dice.

When I blow somebody up, I like to say, "I don't know, what do you think? Do you think a princess and a guy like me..."

Or when somebody blows me up, I like to say, "Patience! For the Jedi it is time to eat as well."

It really works for me ...

That just made me think of something you could say after losing.

"Wars not make one great."

"Come on, Han old buddy, don't let me down"

When making a dramatic K-Turn to provoke a joust-type showdown:

"It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home!"

When I see a neat list on my opponents side: "Pretty, so what do we blow up first."

When one of my important pieces gets ganged up on, as the rest of my force moves in: "I don't have to stop you. All I have to do is slow you down. You want me to move? Come on and move me."

Before a grand last stand: "This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't care. None shall pass."

Not necessarily a quote, but I've decided I'm going to use an Australian accent when using Airen Cracken, Lt. Blount and Tala squadron.

You call that a missile?