When you are facing or using Chewbacca.... "let the wookie win"

That also applies if you have a hairy friend playing

I got to use this one the other day in a game with my brothers and my wife, all of whom appreciated it.

My brother threw a terrible roll and said, "I don't believe it..."

To which I naturally responded: "That is why you fail." In Yoda voice, of course.

Bonus points if you use your thumbs as the ears while you say it.

I really wish I'd thought of the asteroid odds quote tonight.

I just got back from a game in which my opponent flew an A-wing with one hull left right over an asteroid, and naturally rolled a hit on his damage dice. That quote would have been perfect.

Whenever something doesn't go my way:

"So it's treason then." In Palpatine's voice.

(Actually, I use this quote all the time in real life, not just X-Wing)

"Keep firing @$$ holes!"

Star Wars parody -- close enough.

"Engage"

sounds more like Picard, not that there is anything wrong with that.

When revealing a slow maneuver: "let's fly casual."

There is a guy at my LGS who says "Artoo, see if you can lock that down", to which he replies "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHWWW". Uncanny :L

Some of my favourites to bust out:

"Asteroids do not concern me" when haplessly flying in to them.

"IT'S A TRAP" - when my K-turning foresight pays off

"You underestimate my power" (in a bad Hayden Christensen voice) when charging one ship in to several

"You have failed me for the last time" - A poor ship that gets bad dice rolls all game goes down

"YOU are in command now, Admiral (pilotname)" High PS pilot dies.

"I am altering the dice. Pray I don't alter them any further."

While playing a round of "capture the flag" via 100pt Mission 3: Dark Whispers w/asteroids. My opponent moved forward 5 plus a boost to land on the final satellite.

I responded with, "He's gone to plaid"!

My opponent almost sprayed soda on the play area.

I'm not sure what is more annoying in this thread: quotes from the prequels, or quotes from the real Star Wars films that get one or two words wrong, which sound like Penny out of The Big Bang Theory trying to fit in with the geeks.

I'm not sure what is more annoying in this thread: quotes from the prequels, or quotes from the real Star Wars films that get one or two words wrong, which sound like Penny out of The Big Bang Theory trying to fit in with the geeks.

* pokes the dragon with the stick *

"This is where the fun begins" - Anakin Skywalker

Also I cannot wait for Epic/Cinematic Play and we can use:

Anakin Skywalker: We lost something.

Obi-Wan: Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship.

When half our big ships get damaged.

"They Came from Behind!"

When your opponent attacks you, but rolls all blank red dice:

"Hold your fire, there's no life forms on board. It must have short circuited".

whats funny is i have star wars 1 liners i use for........."activities"........with the wife.

at least she is amused by them.

I sure hope you don't mean sex. Please tell me you don't quote Star Wars during sex.

And if you do.... please make a thread for that!

whats funny is i have star wars 1 liners i use for........."activities"........with the wife.

at least she is amused by them.

I sure hope you don't mean sex. Please tell me you don't quote Star Wars during sex.

And if you do.... please make a thread for that!

You came in that thing? You must be braver than I thought.

You're pretty short for a stormtrooper, aren't you?

and the obligatory:

You came in that? You're braver than I thought... (NINJAED!)

And I thought these things smelled bad, on the outside!

I'm sorry, its Friday.

When playing as a ship with seismic charges (ideally a boba fett firespray).

"We'll move into the asteroid field, then we'll have a few suprises for them!"

Additional evil chuckle from your copilot optional

After using the Tie Advanced..

"You have failed me for the last time.."

::Force chokes said ship::

"Great shot Red 2!"

I cannot wait for the Transport to come out. Then, I can finally proclaim: "Good shot Jenson!"

When an assault missile hits: "Target that explosion and fire!"

It's not my fault, they told me they fixed it!

whats funny is i have star wars 1 liners i use for........."activities"........with the wife.

at least she is amused by them.

I sure hope you don't mean sex. Please tell me you don't quote Star Wars during sex.

And if you do.... please make a thread for that!

You came in that thing? You must be braver than I thought.

You're pretty short for a stormtrooper, aren't you?

*wilhelm scream*