Dark Curse Song

By Rogue Dakotan, in X-Wing

So Dark Curse is one of my favorite pilots. he's just so annoying to my opponent and I like to think he's just absolutely crazy, with shouts of Dark Curse! Every time he foils someone's attack or lands a hit (Just last night his attack rolls were 100% spot on with some help from focus tokens which was totally not dumb luck and just DC being awesome).

So we started singing "Dark Curse" to the tune of Bad Horse from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

I decided to try make complete lyrics.


Dark Curse
Dark Curse
Dark Curse

He flies across the space field
The fighter pilot of sin
He sees the focus token
That you just took in

It's useless for your attack run
So let the games begin
A perfect roll, a show of force
A crit would be nice of course

Dark Curse
Dark Curse
Dark Curse
He's crazy

The vast Galactic Empire
Is watching so beware
Dark Curse is coming
He's gunna get you we swear

So give Dark Curse your worst
Or he’ll turn you to dust...

You’re locked on
There’s no recourse
It’s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed, Dark Curse


If anyone has different ideas for lyrics please post them. biggrin.gif

DARK CURSE!

For some reason after reading this you remind me of one of those **** Ewoks from Endor

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At last, an irritating song to accompany an irritating pilot! :) Now if only you could attach a stealth device to the song to make it even more irritating, just like its namesake...

For some reason after reading this you remind me of one of those **** Ewoks from Endor

www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs&t=0m27s

Yes... A thousand times yes.

Reading these lyrics, while listening to this song. Amazing.

Edited by Hoosteen

So Dark Curse is one of my favorite pilots. he's just so annoying to my opponent and I like to think he's just absolutely crazy, with shouts of Dark Curse! Every time he foils someone's attack or lands a hit (Just last night his attack rolls were 100% spot on with some help from focus tokens which was totally not dumb luck and just DC being awesome).

So we started singing "Dark Curse" to the tune of Bad Horse from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

I decided to try make complete lyrics.

Dark Curse

Dark Curse

Dark Curse

He flies across the space field

The fighter pilot of sin

He sees the focus token

That you just took in

It's useless for your attack run

So let the games begin

A perfect roll, a show of force

A crit would be nice of course

Dark Curse

Dark Curse

Dark Curse

He's crazy

The vast Galactic Empire

Is watching so beware

Dark Curse is coming

He's gunna get you we swear

So give Dark Curse your worst

Or he’ll turn you to dust...

You’re locked on

There’s no recourse

It’s Hi-Ho Silver

Signed, Dark Curse

If anyone has different ideas for lyrics please post them. biggrin.gif

DARK CURSE!

If Bad Horse finds out you borrowed his song, he's going to make you his mare