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Played X-wing with my wife last night. She was flying Lando and a pair of Blues, I was flying Krassis and 3 named TIEs. I was absolutely demolishing. So I have all of the shields off of the Falcon, and had ended up at range 1. I'm rolling Krassis's attack on the Falcon, 4 attack dice. She says "how can I distract you..... look honey! BOOBIES!!!" and pulls up her shirt. I look up at the same time as I let the dice go and roll 3 crits and a focus. Falcon ended up blinded, stunned, and with one less attack die.

Haha.. awesome..

Pics or it didn't happen!

Awww yissss

Barney Stinson plays X-wing?

If only Princess Leia had of thought of that then perhaps the Rebels would have won sooner.....

…..come on someone had to be the geek and say it!

This post highlights the two things that make X-Wing great.

Fun Game.

FUN Players!

"... It was the best X-Wing match ever!"

This is why wives make the best opponents.

This moment just wouldn't have been as magical if you were playing with a bunch of guy friends.

"... It was the best X-Wing match ever!"

This is why wives make the best opponents.

This moment just wouldn't have been as magical if you were playing with a bunch of guy friends.

I don't know..... might try it... next time... chest hair can be very distracting....

Wife used Flash!

...it wasn't very effective

You had X-wing AND boobies??! You should just lay down and die now. Life will never get better then that.

You had X-wing AND boobies??! You should just lay down and die now. Life will never get better then that.

Yes it can....add beer and bacon to the mix and THEN it can't get any better than that. :-)

The breasts are strong with this one...

Batreps need pics, just sayin'...

The breasts are strong with this one...

It's the breast thread I've seen in a while. I'm sure it'll give us all fond mammaries.

I guess it does give us a nice pectoral of the situation...

Funny thing is my wife uses the same tactic to keep me from playing...... think she is sith....Darth Volva

I do think this is what FFG means when they talk about EPIC play! But seriously your topic title should read MATURE ;-)

Those aren't moons!

You could say her game was going t!ts up.

Alright, I think we've managed to milk all the puns long enough. Time to nip this thread before we all look like a bunch of boobs.

Alright, I think we've managed to milk all the puns long enough. Time to nip this thread before we all look like a bunch of boobs.

LMAO

I'm still trying to work out how the OP knew what he'd rolled.

I'm still trying to work out how the OP knew what he'd rolled.

"My dice are up here."